He's a fungus... A schmole ! - Ed (Intro)
Burk is seemingly the boyfriend of Ed's love interest seen at the beggining of the Intro.
- First appearance in : The Intro (PC only)
Burk is depicted as a mountain of muscles equiped only with a crop top with his name on it, a pair of briefs with hearts, night shoes and a nightcap.
Infuriated by Ed's declaration of love, and unflatering words directed to himself, he grabs a pipe and after a missed swing to the poor janitor, starts running after him in the spaceship corridors. Only to be stopped seconds later by crashing into a security door that Ed's managed to close.